Ralph Lauren Fall 2007
Beyonce Rocks Leather Beret in Concert
Penelope in Cream Beret
Cute Cafe Girl
Jennifer Lopez
Various Other Hot Folk
Overgrown Lawn Gnome Lady
Hmmm....something is amiss! Here at the Haute Spot we put our flesh and blood into gathering shots of various people wearing the beret right but to keep you on your toes we threw in a dummy, a vile imposter and disgrace to the fashion race! Can you guess who it is?
That's right! BLOODY BRILLIANT HOLMES! It's "Overgrown Lawn Gnome Lady" who's guilty of working this trend all wrong! Need we expound upon the reasons? No, but we've made a list anyway.
Why this hurts our eyes:
1.First off she's wearing no makeup. Pssssst!!!! I'll bet she thinks she's a natural beauty. *Laughs riotously*
2. Second, we strongly suspect she's using that poor hat as cover for her unruly, greasy, hot ass mess of hair. Somebody call the police! We've got a hostage situation here! Do it quick!!!! Before she hurts someone with that thing!
3. Coveralls which cover naught.
4. That roll is talking to us.
That being said....
The Rules on How to Wear It:
1. Small diameter. Never exceed a diameter of 12 inches for a beret or else you'll look like a pancake or mushroom head. Take your pick.
2. Pull it down a bit so that you get rounded not sharp edges. That makes for a much softer, less severe look that's easier to pull off.
3. The side-cock. Practically fool proof way to look stylish, cosmopolitan and in the know.
4. Either with a wintry fabric or a wintry color. If your outfit doesn't have one of those things people will be baffled as to how it fits in at all. (See coveralls photo) So don't try and pair it with Summery items or you'll look like a crazy cat lady.
5. Attitude. If there's any doubt about whether your beret works your confidence can sell it to others. You believe it works...so automatically they do too. So wear it with pride .
Suggestions on What to Wear it With:
1. Fifties inspired stuff (See photo of Dita in previous post)
2. Black tights. *Snaps fingers* (See Cafe Girl")
3. Trendy outfits with street-wise vibe + black leather beret= hotness.
4. Anything sleek and form fitting. (See Penelope Cruz)
Where to Find it
1.
GreatLookz despite the dopey name offers the right size and fabric in an astounding array of colors.
3. Thrift Stores
4. Ebay. This is the best way really. Just a couple clicks. No diving in dusty thrift store bins day after day till one turns up. You can easily find high quality berets on there; the genuine article- french basque. They will be old but they are high quality, silk lined, leather trimmed berets for under $20. Can't beat that.
So can you wear a beret?
Oui. Oui.
Good. Get out of here. Make us proud.